Joke: Akpors and Girlfriend

1)Akpos Girlfriend Found out that she was pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone. 
Girlfriend: Honey i miss my period.
Akpos: which of the subject?. MATHS OR ENGLISH?.

2)Gf: Honey so you had another girlfriend. I never knew you were a player.
Akpos: yes,i play for Barcelona

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3)Gf: baby i'm not feeling fine.
Akpos: oh! Sorry,have you taken your drugs?.
Gf: No, Just send me 500naira Mtn recharge card, plz.
Akpos: Do you want to recharge your sickness